Just woke up and stopped at the WaWa in Virginia. Had major morning wood and didn't try to hide it when walking around. So many awkward stares.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
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He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
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Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Sorry if that was awkward, i will never call you sober ever again
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
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