i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
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That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
The guy at the door just stared only at my boobs and said "I'm gonna let you in." 'Merica
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
...its technically supposed to be for the bridal shower but I think I can find an ensemble that says "im hopped up on x. Stick your tongue down my throat." As well as " im supporting your marriage to my brother"
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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