it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Dear slutty diary: I lied about feeling guilty of being a homewrecker in order to have more sex. it worked.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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