i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
about 90% sure I fell off a roof. It hurts BAD. Don't suppose you're still in town?
yup haha I infact DID fall off a roof. Want some bomb ass omlettes?
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
Every time our eyes meet, I silently summon him to my vagina.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Sorry I missed your call earlier. I was getting high with my high school band teacher.
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