He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
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my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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Sun* burn. But that sounds like wait.. Midsentence thought... It would be like swimming in a giant bowl of cereal.. Only I would be cereal. This is brilliant.
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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