FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
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idk. I was on the deck with Dominic and i felt something weird on my arm. I looked down and you were licking my elbow.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I don't know, Alex. I don't know. I lost my keys, my debit card, my makeup bag, broke my purse, had to have someone cut my shoe off, I have no idea where my costume is. I woke up next to the biggest douchebag I know and made out with this other guy while SIMULTANEOUSLY talking on the phone to the guy I'm talking to...
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
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I'm owning this being a social human being thing tonight!
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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