She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
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The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
I officially lit my glove on fire while lighting the bong. Winter needs to end.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
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Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
You could at least care enough to fake an orgasm for me.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
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