I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Pooping to opera.
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
