Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
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Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
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I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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