Your friends ate a hole through an entire loaf of bread
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
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Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Smoking a bowl in nothing but a flamingo thong.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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