your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Has anyone ever told you you're majestic like a sea turtle when you fuck?
And your cock privileges have been revoked.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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