You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
Randomize
