i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
I just saw a guy in front of the courthouse giving himself a sobriety test and fail it...this can't end well
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Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
I might have been fine if i had magic teleportation powers and could have skipped the car ride between bar and home
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
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Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
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