I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I just recorded courtney puking and set it as my ringtone.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Pretty sure I picked a cat up off the street and took him home with me, fed him tuna, then let him go
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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