You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
If there's ever a time when I've matured to the point that I don't want to look at camera-phone-titties, go ahead and bury me in a shallow grave by the railroad tracks.
dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
She wont be able to take it all. I'll use a shoe horn to get it in if I have to.
He wore my sunglasses on his honeymoon..... so there's that.
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
Thanks for listening. You're the first guy I've ever worked with who I didn't want to fuck.
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
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