Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
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