Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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