Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I recorded his orgasm, set it as his ringtone, and called him while they were singing happy birthday to his mom. Yeah, revenge is sweet.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
the guy had "bad bitches only" tattooed above his penis...
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