love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
accomplished twins. life is a go
I just had a 2 1/2 hr conversation about the pros and cons of taping your ballsack to your taint, which then led into the unveilling of lady gaga being a hermaphrodite.
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Probably shouldn't be looking at memes at my grandmother's funeral
I really wanted you to make me eggs this afternoon. I even wrote it on my hand to remind myself.
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