I'm jealous of your bromance
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
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Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
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We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
Well, she yelled at the stripper that she couldn't lick whipped cream off his nipples because she is lactose intolerant.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
I would wear his ballsack as a hat if he asked me to
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