Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
On the bright side, nobody died. Please bring me back my left shoe. I have work in an hour.
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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