I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I'm sorry. We set two Christmas trees on fire. Also the neighbor's yard. Also ours.
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
Can you tell me how this chicken finger got in my pillow case?
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
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