What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
so I was like, you know platform 9 3/4? I know something else with those measurements. best. pick up line. ever.
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
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You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Found him fucking some random drunk chick in the bathrrom at the blue lep with a beer in each hand. had to give him props.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
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I just need you to appreciate that this is the first time I've ever been cut off and it's at an airport bar in Philly before 1 o'clock in the afternoon.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
There better be alcohol at this child's birthday party. Seriously not trying to be entertained by a clown while I'm still sober.
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
Is it too much to ask to have a life partner who has both male and female sex organs that looks cute and sounds like a female Antonio Banderas and likes to get weird?
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