he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Your topless pictures make me question reality
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
Randomize
