I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
He just showed up with a bottle of wild turkey a half a can of coke and some marshmallows yelling "gobble gobble bitches" my roommates hate my cousin
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
I went out to have a smoke, and next thing I know, he's got me bent over a picnic table praying to deities I don't believe in. You should have been there.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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