Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
there's people who respect me enough not to bang on my bed and i think that's beautiful
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
this is gentle reminder #1 not to forget to bring the vibrator when you come
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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