Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
tweet Hawks Win!! tweet
That's how twitter works, right?
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
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