Dude ! Why is there vomit with whole pieces of sushi in the shower when the toilet is not more than 2 feet away ? btw you need to chew your food better,
Today's lesson: while in the shower, one should choose between either drinking OR shaving. Not both.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
