I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
Dude. Get me out of here. I'm surrounded by glitter-faced 40 year olds in halter tops. The desperation here is so thick you can taste it.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
