I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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