3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
of course. lets lasso hookers.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
Did you shave a certain someone in his sleep last night?
Sorry I didn't answer your call last night, I was peeing on the driveway.
How early is too early to study with margaritas?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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