We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He locked about 20 beers in a suitcase and put it in the fridge. For a complete idiot, he's a goddamn genius.
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
I cannot start working out. If I start to look better, I'll ruin ugly women's chances forever. So, really...I'm doing them a favor...think about it.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I woke up to my bra draped over his lamp and a huge bump on my head. apparently, I face planted while having sex in the shower..
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
did i just pee glitter
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