Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
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If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
there is another microwave in the elevator.
Nothing says “I spent too much in Vegas” quite like eating a jar of pickles for dinner and planning on cream of celery soup for breakfast tomorrow.
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