After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
Yep I can make a seagull sound. It's identical. I tried it. They thought I was talking to them. It's pretty cool.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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