I have nothing to say, just wanted ur phone to vibrate
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
If I told the doordash driver it's national nudity day, think he'd still report me for being topless at the door?
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