My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
i was in the bathroom puking my brains out, a girl walked in and said "i just came to do the same thing" so i told her i would move over and share the toilet. its better than being alone.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Well I just put wine in my tea
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
I have no idea what to do with myself since we graduated.
I've just been napping and sexting all day.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
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