I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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