I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
My mom is such a hoarder. I found a deer candelabrum last night, it had antlers has candle holders. It was like a redneck menorah.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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