Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Hooker in the library. I repeat, we have a hooker in the library. This is not a drill.
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
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