i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
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I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
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He asked me if my princess crown was real and before I could say yes, he was already reaching to put it on. I'm pretending I'm asleep if he tries to have sex.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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