No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
Are you really surprised she can't remember? That's like 50 people. I couldn't rattle off all 50 state capitols off the top of my head, you're bound to forget a few here and there
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
Crying while listening to Miley Cyrus. BE GLAD YOU JUMPED THIS SINKING SHIP!
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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