there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it