Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
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i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
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It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
His mom said he was in the ER and asked for prayers and positive thoughts. Apparently, me wishing the clap on him is not what she had in mind.
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