ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
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why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
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Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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