I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
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Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
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I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
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