I need to talk to you about an important matter involving lesbians.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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giving yourself 2 days to recover i see
I'll need it. Largely because i'm going to be stumbling through fancy restaurants with a bottle of whiskey insulting couples all night.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
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Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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