is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
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My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
Maybe it was that imaginary ghost dick you were stuffing in your mouth a minute ago
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
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Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Is this like a preordered booty call?
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
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