I love you and miss you, which in no way dimishes how much I hate the person you turned out to be, but I still love and miss you.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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