Rock
Scissors
Fuck
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
I went to grab his drink and my hand grazed his dick. It was magical.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
I can handle him. I'm made of spite and hot wings.
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