I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
I just tried to unlock my house with the car remote
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
She ended up puking in the bathroom. But she's a good drunk... i told her to stay in there so i could dance til the club closed. She was still in the stall an hour later.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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