Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Dude I still wanna know who I had sex with on new years eve
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
Having a pigeon watch you poop is just creepy. Drunk or not.
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
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