the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
how did you know i stayed over last night?
there was a trail of glow sticks and cheetos from the front door all the way to his bedroom
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
We bought a pool from walmart at 2am...and to make matters even more white trash we headed to Applebee's for half off appetizers and corona-ritas
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
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