it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
I'm watching a Sinbad stand up special. Not even drugs can make this funny.
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can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
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There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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