only if we run a train.
done.
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
He couldn't undo my bra. He ended up breaking the clasp he clawed at it so long. We met on Tinder for God sake
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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