i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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