Sex has been so nonexistent lately that when I was masturbating the other day, I actually paused to yawn.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
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We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
I'm right down the road from AJ's old house and I'm getting mixed feelings. My vagina is remembering good dick. But the rest of me is remembering horrible times.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
is it fun? or sober?
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